Thoughts on The Great Gatsby
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Beautiful though the book is, it can be a bit gloomy. (Okay, make that REALLY gloomy.) I was going to write something deep and detailed about my impression, but all that I came up with was a mini script spoof.
CARRAWAY: I was born privileged, but I'm having to make my way in life through the glitzy 20's Long Island scene.
GATSBY: I wasn't born privileged, did make my way in life, and now I'm a big shot that OWNS the glitzy 20's Long Island scene.
CARRAWAY: And I live right next door to you. Yay.
GATSBY: Doesn't matter, old fellow. I'm still miserable.
CARRAWAY: God, I hate rich people.
GATSBY: But this splendor has a purpose! I'm in love with a rich married woman across the bay. It's all for her. And yet, in spite of all this, she's STILL UNATTAINABLE.
CARRAWAY: Wow, I actually feel sorry for you.
DAISY: *crooning* Everybody loves me, because I'm the most fascinating woman alive.
CARRAWAY: You do have a special magnetism. Even I feel it, and we're cousins.
TOM: I'm married to the most fascinating woman alive--and I still keep a mistress.
FEMALE READERS: *claw air*
JORDAN: Hello, Nick. Feel sympathetic with Gatsby's plight, do you? Wait till you realize I'm unattainable, too.
GATSBY: Daisy loves me, Daisy loves Tom not, Daisy loves me, Daisy loves Tom not, DAISY. LOVES. ME.
TOM: Grr. Only one allowed to sleep with another man's wife here is ME.
GATSBY: Dude, you don't understand. She's not my mistress--SHE IS MY ETERNAL SOULMATE. GET IT?!
DAISY: Um . . . I kinda love you both. In your own ways.
TOM: . . .
GATSBY: . . .
CARRAWAY: All my friends are so awkward.
TOM'S MISTRESS: *dies horrifically*
GATSBY: *dies horrifically*
NOBODY cares but JOHN CARRAWAY and GATSBY'S FATHER.
ALL READERS: *incoherent bawling*
CARRAWAY: I was born privileged, but I'm having to make my way in life through the glitzy 20's Long Island scene.
GATSBY: I wasn't born privileged, did make my way in life, and now I'm a big shot that OWNS the glitzy 20's Long Island scene.
CARRAWAY: And I live right next door to you. Yay.
GATSBY: Doesn't matter, old fellow. I'm still miserable.
CARRAWAY: God, I hate rich people.
GATSBY: But this splendor has a purpose! I'm in love with a rich married woman across the bay. It's all for her. And yet, in spite of all this, she's STILL UNATTAINABLE.
CARRAWAY: Wow, I actually feel sorry for you.
DAISY: *crooning* Everybody loves me, because I'm the most fascinating woman alive.
CARRAWAY: You do have a special magnetism. Even I feel it, and we're cousins.
TOM: I'm married to the most fascinating woman alive--and I still keep a mistress.
FEMALE READERS: *claw air*
JORDAN: Hello, Nick. Feel sympathetic with Gatsby's plight, do you? Wait till you realize I'm unattainable, too.
GATSBY: Daisy loves me, Daisy loves Tom not, Daisy loves me, Daisy loves Tom not, DAISY. LOVES. ME.
TOM: Grr. Only one allowed to sleep with another man's wife here is ME.
GATSBY: Dude, you don't understand. She's not my mistress--SHE IS MY ETERNAL SOULMATE. GET IT?!
DAISY: Um . . . I kinda love you both. In your own ways.
TOM: . . .
GATSBY: . . .
CARRAWAY: All my friends are so awkward.
TOM'S MISTRESS: *dies horrifically*
GATSBY: *dies horrifically*
NOBODY cares but JOHN CARRAWAY and GATSBY'S FATHER.
ALL READERS: *incoherent bawling*
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Date: 2013-06-05 10:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-06-06 01:03 am (UTC)I haven't seen the Luhrman movie--but I'm fully prepared for a flapper version of Moulin Rouge, featuring characters from "The Great Gatsby." I read the book just so I would know how the story was supposed to go while watching the movie.
You've got a good point that even not-so-faithful adaptions of literature can still be useful in drawing people in. I'll have to keep that in mind. :)
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Date: 2013-06-06 04:35 am (UTC)Reading classics is in general a good idea. But if you like it, depends on so many other factors as well. We read among others "The great Gatsby" and Shakespeare's "The merchant of Venice". I love shakespeare but TMoV was entirely the wrong piece to read in school. At least IMO.
The french "Madame Bovary" is a classic but I was so much struggling with French back then that it was a real torture. And no matter how much I know that, the book will always have my antipathy because of this one bad experience.
Goethe's "Faust" on the other hand I absolutely loved. That's a german classic more or less everybody reads in Germany in school. Despite the fact that I couldn't stand our teacher as a human being, she was a brliiant literature teacher and I'm certain that I wouldn't have understood half as much of "Faust" if she hadn't teach us. Her approach was great and it made me fell in love with this classic until today. But I do know a bunch of people who don't like it as much as I do TGG.
So see... there are so many things that play into reading and loving a classic that it's hard. But rather be forced to read a classic in school to get an insight in a classic book than never see, read or touch one like I'm sure most people would if they hadn't to in school.
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Date: 2013-06-06 05:20 pm (UTC)Ouch, reading "Madame Bovary" in French sounds really difficult. No wonder you're not a big fan!