Jun. 26th, 2011
I wrote this spoof earlier this year, just for my own amusement. Later, I played with the idea of sharing it with other fans, but ended up shrinking from it, thinking my incomplete understanding of the FF games might trigger well-deserved nerd rage from readers who actually DO know about everything going on. ;)
But, after reading the Crisis Core commentary by
rhoda_rants and seeing how gracious other fans were toward us poor befuddled newbies, I decided to try my luck. Enjoy!
FFVII:AC SPOOF SCRIPT
INT.- AND EXT.-ESTABLISHING SCENES—DAY & NIGHT
CUE: OBLIGATORY EPIC THEME MUSIC and PANORAMIC SHOTS of the MIDGAR AREA.
MARLENE: (V.O.) Hi. I'm adorable. Here's some pretty squiggly lines and an intro that will still leave non-gamers completely in the dark unless they study a Final Fantasy wiki for weeks on end.
( More lolz behind this portal . . . )
But, after reading the Crisis Core commentary by
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FFVII:AC SPOOF SCRIPT
INT.- AND EXT.-ESTABLISHING SCENES—DAY & NIGHT
CUE: OBLIGATORY EPIC THEME MUSIC and PANORAMIC SHOTS of the MIDGAR AREA.
MARLENE: (V.O.) Hi. I'm adorable. Here's some pretty squiggly lines and an intro that will still leave non-gamers completely in the dark unless they study a Final Fantasy wiki for weeks on end.
( More lolz behind this portal . . . )