'I offer a phony story in exchange for deposition' was my all time favorite, though the 'run along, mommy and daddy have to go kick ass' was a close second. I enjoyed it all actually including the 'people who know the backstory' inserts. What I really appreciated though? No bashing of any of the characters. So - funny and a fun read. And now I have to figure out how I even got here so I can find my way back out. Thumbs up from a total stranger for the story though!