AHAHAHAHAH, oh dear god, you are a genius. *cackles and applauds*


AUDIENCE: Oh my gosh, are the stray dogs pulling the rope? You're going to kill him with your DOGS?!
DIRE RAVENSTAG: Nope, just me.


Oh, it wasn't just me who thought that then? 'Cause that would've been SERIOUSLY effed up. Like, even more than usual.


I loved how Will's response to "Did he have it coming?" is to say nothing and drain the rest of that whiskey, like, "Girl, you don't even wanna know."


HANNIBAL: FYI, people are going to come after you, my young apprentice.


I'm telling y'all, he's Palpatine. With the "Goooood, let the anger flow through you," and everything. The Dark Side is strong with this one.


WILL: NO! Bad cannibal, no brisket.
HANNIBAL: Fine. Temporary truce. Well, guess I better start restocking my pantry . . .
WILL: I SAID NO BRISKET!


Heeee!