Thanks! I'm not exactly sure how or where I may use it, but we'll see.

That does sound like a tricky concept--but a very awesome one. (Conspiracy theories seem to help create some of the best stories.) Best of luck in bringing it to life!

Oh, yes, I've heard that one. Easily to relate--especially lately, when I feel more like crawling into a shell and developing my own brand of weird than usual. So glad Christmas rush is over--it brings anti-social urges to a whole new level. Also, I'm amused that I can't seem to decide whether to spell "Bizarre" with an i or a second a. I'll blame said Christmas rush.